One evening, an old lady went out on a stroll with her dog. When a young guy approached her, took her wallet, and ran off. When a couple from across the street hurried over to see how she was doing, they said the police had been called and would be there
The old grandmother tells the newlyweds that with a smile. She stores her dog's waste in her old handbag until she has time to dispose of it at home. When the burglar opens the purse, just picture his surprise.